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dangling down his small proportions
condescends "my poems ingenius"
blind to how his talent dangles
something like a flaccid penis
him with tacky pencils
tied in self-important knots
foolish guy he's quite a lot
ostentatious scribble dee fop
bish bang boom bama loo bama lay
comes off in repulsive ways
oozing icky ego slop
ostentatious scribble dee fop
i'd be first to compliment
a skillfully rendered piece he's done
but nowhere in this galaxy
is the slightest hint of one
a cultural emergency
to crush and flatten thoroughly
the phrickin fingernail-to-blackboard
torture he calls poetry
invoke some grand assailant
a punitive divinity
pray for it to steamroll yes
dispatch him expeditiously
dipwad belching imagery
like dick cheney with birdshot
an icky soul by any standard
ostentatious scribble dee fop
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