such impressive style
     letting fly putrescent loogie
          as her bracelets
               jingle jangle
          and her scruffy butt folds boogie

          all of that in place below
     a smog-encrusted awning
scurvy looking minnie mouse
          waving plastic tongue around

"k you moneygrubbing drip"
     typical l.a.
          cheesy cartoon characters
               insulting agent k

          wile e coyote
     on vile reagan freeway
lightning fast this chimpanzee
     drools into a cell phone

"agent k you dimwit
     i don't like you
          by the way
               what's this joke
          i hear you wrote
     a mickey mouse screenplay"

toxins throb all through his head
     strapped down in a power sled
          k boy past the garbage heaps
     along las palmas flits away

     in the moonlight
          cheaply glittering
          entities distinctly say
     "lookie lucy there's that kooky
crazy agent k"




© 1998-2010 KC wilder

Humorous Poetry: KC Wilder's "WILDER BLUE YONDER" CD

Tracks now available from Amazon.com. If you like this website, you will like the tracks on this CD! Wilder collaborates with the Acme Rocket Quartet, mixing poetry and music; KC Wilder - humorous poetry, fauxbrow music, Wilder Blue Yonder CD.

"Outrageously delightful!" - Howard Zinn
"These lyrics are fun to listen to." - Allen Ginsberg
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'TYPICAL L.A.' READER COMMENTS

fun but I'd rather be chasing Osama
-Hamad Karzai, 2007-02-22 19:02:20

Life is short, and this article saved valuable time on this Earth.
-Amberlee, 2011-09-21 16:18:49

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