huffing puffing constantly,
    bush is heard to curse.
this despicable life deny-er
    throwing corpses in a hearse!

dons a flight suit. sneers at cameras.
    apes across the palace floor.
zero is what he amounts to,
    superstitious to his core!

him cow pokin', pretzel chokin',
    smothering humanity.
with his bible thumpin'
    driving acts of criminality,

like a deer in headlights frightened,
    causing crisis after crisis!

his pet peeve for loyalty
    routinely doth disguise
at the highest levels fools,
    incompetence and lies.

gutted by his gambles,
     the economies in shambles

as he stomps off in a tizzy, poomf!
    inside the milhouse door
one can hear him shriek,
    shoving papers off of tables,

"Look At Me! I AM The KING!
    I Tell you
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!"

claiming there's no climate change,
    this asswipe stinks from end to end.
he would pound this nation down
    into crispy sun-baked ruin!

propagating wrong beliefs
    with his loathsome witchhunts.
this star-spangled demagogue
    off in nouveau fascist clouds.

petulant survivor of
    an alcoholic past,
he's proud to be the president
    (proud with a capitol zee).

buttonholing fleets of scoundrel
    prig bootlicker lackeys,
scowling from the war room
    of his bunker, mussolini-like:

"All You People LISTEN UP.
    Give Support To ME!
My Word IS The Rule Of Law.
    This Is My God Given RIGHT!"

Humorous Poetry: KC Wilder's "WILDER BLUE YONDER" CD

Tracks now available from Amazon.com. If you like this website, you will like the tracks on this CD! Wilder collaborates with the Acme Rocket Quartet, mixing poetry and music; KC Wilder - humorous poetry, fauxbrow music, Wilder Blue Yonder CD.

"Outrageously delightful!" - Howard Zinn
"These lyrics are fun to listen to." - Allen Ginsberg
"Very entertaining, funny, and touching stuff." - Maximum Rock N Roll