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#25: the bad poets' fandango


            dangling down his small proportions
     condescends "my poems ingenius"
blind to how his talent dangles
     something like a flaccid penis

him with tacky pencils
     tied in self-important knots
          foolish guy he's quite a lot
     ostentatious scribble dee fop

          bish bang boom bama loo bama lay
     comes off in repulsive ways
oozing icky ego slop
     ostentatious scribble dee fop

i'd be first to compliment
     a skillfully rendered piece he's done
          but nowhere in this galaxy
               is the slightest hint of one

          a cultural emergency
     to crush and flatten thoroughly
the phrickin fingernail-to-blackboard
     torture he calls poetry

invoke some grand assailant
     a punitive divinity
pray for it to steamroll yes
     dispatch him expeditiously

dipwad belching imagery
     like dick cheney with birdshot
          an icky soul by any standard
               ostentatious scribble dee fop





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