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humorous poetry #76: a public health bulletin
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embarrassing for he-men
     in public situations
          can not hide the stains
               their pants show
          penis perspiration

          probably contagious
     this new affliction that we've got
keeping so-called FEMA experts
     all tied-up in knots

it skates across the dengis
     splashes on the shoe
          spreading even faster than an avionic flu
     penis perspiration

doctors lawyers indian chiefs
     with man-sized
          slime blobs in their briefs
     ain't it hard to talk about
penis perspiration

          flipped out big fish
     in a small pond
start-up CEO
     the slop that's in his underpants
          unwanted H20

          shown to his urologist
     a startling revelation
he hath never seen before
     penis perspiration

tough guys hang their heads in shame
     muddled deep within their craws
          waterfalls a' consternation
               penis perspiration

          even dave petraeus
      swaggering on an abrams tank
in spite of mega macho grandeur
     and his lofty rank

          the piddle in his boots
     a pool emanating from his tool
          penis perspiration

     snarky propaganda lackeys
          bark at newsmen to conceal
               fudging facts on habitats
          starving polar bears and seals

     (the ozone hole's much larger now)
the world's divesting its sun shields

     all screwed up by obfuscation
          by hush-hush bush administration
               turds unleashing worldwide wittle
                    penis perspiration




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poet KC Wilder edgy surrealist postmodern

Humorous Poetry: KC Wilder's "WILDER BLUE YONDER" CD

Tracks now available from Amazon.com. If you like this website, you will like the tracks on this CD! Wilder collaborates with the Acme Rocket Quartet, mixing poetry and music; KC Wilder - humorous poetry, fauxbrow music, Wilder Blue Yonder CD.

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poet KC Wilder edgy surrealist postmodern


'a public health bulletin' READER COMMENTS

Not bad
-John Devore, 2007-02-20 18:58:35
Super excited to see more of this kind of stuff online.
-Xandy, 2011-06-11 19:55:25


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