down in downtown culturesville
he dubs himself a cultured guy
who he really is
is really not up for discussion
trapped inside one monstrous room
with throbbing clumps of lust 4 eyes
he stands and claps for supermodels
on the runway flouncing by
"fabulous direct from france"
extolling slink pink satin pants
unctuous male orangutan
continuing to bray
"what could be more satisfying
than a swath of girly butt
socketed and zippered into
slink pink satin pants
"oh to be so bracketed
by back door pomp and circumstance
praise each perfect pert round bottom
squished in slink pink satin pants"
from the burnished monkey bar'd
playgrounds of his mind
genuflecting primate
singing praise of
curvy lines
© 2010 KC wilder
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