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humorous poetry #97: objects du'f-art
 


strutting in a bomb belt
     akhbar ape man & piranha
          parts his ugly beard & shouts
               "death to every infidel"

          waves around kalishnakov
     in that fateful hour
before his bottom disappears
     this toasty barrel uh monkeys lets go
          one enormous fart

          astronauts in milky way
     extruding eyeballs on the stars
cannot help but mess their spacesuits
     thick with icky farts

jim the paunchy gardener
     wobbling round you see him go
          in between some garden hoes
               he's raking corn fed farts

          u.p.s. man so intent
     moving heavy packages
straddles in his big brown truck
     a pack of moosey farts

even little goldfish fart
     open ears and you will hear
          bulbous crabs
     small crustaceans
bapping teensy tide pool farts

vladimir putin & bob newhart
     media symbols clenching duffles
          try so hard but can not muffles

          even steven hawking shfarts
     from a weird electro gizmo wired to his chair
once he's wheeled before the crowd
     this shiny custom metal box
          can be heard passing air

          heaving big from backdoors
     also flatulent bean-eating bono
          whaps out forte
               U-fart-2

          every prig american blob
     eventually will boogie
heavy bottoms slamming out
     like giant field artillery

          a motherload of stinky winky
               monumental
                    fa-a-arts



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'OBJECTS DU FART'
READER COMMENTS

Interesting but I'd like to see more comments.
-Megan Pardee, 2007-02-23 18:48:44


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