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strutting in a bomb belt
akhbar ape man & piranha
parts his ugly beard & shouts
"death to every infidel"
waves around kalishnakov
in that fateful hour
before his bottom disappears
this toasty barrel uh monkeys lets go
one enormous fart
astronauts in milky way
extruding eyeballs on the stars
cannot help but mess their spacesuits
thick with icky farts
jim the paunchy gardener
wobbling round you see him go
in between some garden hoes
he's raking corn fed farts
u.p.s. man so intent
moving heavy packages
straddles in his big brown truck
a pack of moosey farts
even little goldfish fart
open ears and you will hear
bulbous crabs
small crustaceans
bapping teensy tide pool farts
vladimir putin & bob newhart
media symbols clenching duffles
try so hard but can not muffles
even steven hawking shfarts
from a weird electro gizmo wired to his chair
once he's wheeled before the crowd
this shiny custom metal box
can be heard passing air
heaving big from backdoors
also flatulent bean-eating bono
whaps out forte
U-fart-2
every prig american blob
eventually will boogie
heavy bottoms slamming out
like giant field artillery
a motherload of stinky winky
monumental
fa-a-arts
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'OBJECTS DU FART'
READER COMMENTSInteresting but I'd like to see more comments.
-Megan Pardee, 2007-02-23 18:48:44
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