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Welcome to Digital Surrealizm (formerly "On the Frontier", and "the Arthaus Underground"). Cutting through crapplications worldwide.
And remember, if you want to find Osama, why not ask Osama's Mama.
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BOMB SNIFFING DOG SYMBOL: its a portent - its wild and woolly - this IS the wild west - so be careful and watch your step! Sez KC Wilder, "It's posted up at the airport, posted up at the airport, so watch for it next you fly. And remember well, as you stand in line, that shits an approved international sign!"
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Welcome to the rockaway beachhead of Digital Surrealizm.
this an eclectic collection (see list at right). A fierce renegade farce that fist fights for nothing but fist fighting itself because of the wonderful things poor Judd is dead and jesus said nothing is sacred don't you understand the gospel truth isnt / from here to the other side of Jupiter, monolithic misconceptions disproportionately propagated and placed under a microscope so even godamn nincompoops can scratch their weary heads and see.
Deep suckers. To understand you'll have to spend some time. six seconds a page at least. Once you're done, don't forget to cough up your response here.
for the artist it doesn't matter what kind of artist, cud be a suicidal artist cud be an ass kissing resume toting culsterfuck for all anybody cares we're only short time conscious in this universe anyway who luvs ya baby you must be uh ... F'ARTisTe.
for nature lovers especially, The Pastoral Surreal.
hippity happity hippity happity -The Urban Surreal.
acute pangs absurdity stitched inside wily fabricated pitter patter - keepin it Surreal Humor.
Surreal Amore comes and goes constantly answering hotly contested questions a nasty mess of alienating emotional contortions
in a pigs eye asleep at wheel snooting over The Lumpen Surreal.
People who participate now in "iLit CritTM" will have priviledge being in on the squank - before most everyone else. To get completely mixed up - communicate with artist directly.
Use fast e-mail form (located very bottom each page) to let others know about site. You can even warn them away if you think site sucks.
Also, click sound icons to download real audio. Have fun . . .
and don't forget to sign guestbook!
and if you like this site then buy the book version of it, KC Wilder's FLYING UNDER THE RADAR. its even more tastily twisted then this website is and hella more easy to carry round ... you'll look completely bent reading this book on a crowded bus... and you'll have the smarmy pleasure of knowing deep down you are 10 thousand times edgier than the legions of clueless who still pull puds and sound worthless tirades over how cool kerouac was ... too bad he died a tortured drunk because these same people ignored him while he was alive... make some small adjustment in how society treats or mistreats the edgey artists of today ... the real ones, not the resume toting business bimbo artists, but the real ones ... the ones who won't cave in / no matter where osama is ... get this acidtrip take on society for a piddley low price ... confound it, here!
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"I was gonna put links to a few gut wrenching eyewitness accounts from my friends in lower Manhattan who were there when the place blew up, but since this is a free site, and my time is valuable, frankly, I think I'd rather keep em to myself!" --KC Wilder
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American Devils!
Osama will prevail by any means necessary
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Americans, before you "throw in the towel" -
be sure 2 check out KC Wilder's haunting prophylactic vision - predicting your destruction - written August 2001 - "THE SECOND WAVE".
| click here for mystical emanations from jagged salt flats in Death Valley, the immense grandeur of the Sierra Nevada, desolate ghost towns, wide open horizons with joshua trees and sagebrush, all evoking the solitude and wanderlust so much a part of the American west. |
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BRAND NEW
a racy pastry of gut rippling language yanked out the smokey side of wilder's secret blabaratory - its the music of the spheres industrial served piping hot and unconditional - with a band named Skuzzy Cable - though you don't deserve it, a songs available here free, called Postage Stamp
This latest work posted to site:
New! - "The Street Poets Proclamation - " Eric Bogosian stippled Walt Whitman w/a young Emma Goldman jumping Abe Lincoln
New! - "Crazy Johnnie Gumbo - new version" this the uncut version originally found scrawled on the side of a urinal in port jefferson just down the street from a stinky garbage recycling plant
New! - "Gauguin In the 21st Century - he came back - stuck his head in a long island diner - the door shut real fast and his head was crushed - it fell off his body completely - he looked up and said something in French i couldn't understand i found oot later all he said was "what am i doing on long island?"
New! - "go" - for all you fresh fish - how do you find this Flash movie version ?
New! - "unavailable" - you heard it here first - it for godamn sure doesn't exist anywhere on this planet
New! - "house monument - danny does the disco duck
New! - "squat - for all you kewel and hip squiddly diddly katz
New! - "poetry crash test dummy" - i saw this effigy strung up on a porch at a barbecue in silver lake - they were kicking it and stabbing it with knives
New! - "penile perspiration" - why, wee willies winkie is the ultimate proof global warming is here and wreaking havoc in insidious unseen ways
New! - "vitriol and raw hate" - ah! for a taste that refreshes
New! - "from the musical, "shunted aside!"" - the naked truth glimpsed while sitting on the beach at Sea Cliff
New! - "Unashamed" - nothing like tasteless humor to brighten one's day . . . LICK BUSH!
New! - "pencil thin artwork" - like the incredible shrinking man dude my pencil just keeps getting smaller and smaller why the fuck is that?
New! - "The Second Wave" - an apopleptic scar an apocalyptic vision a tugboat in the East River and who's gonna stop the rain?
New! - "sadness" - blessed by all the worlds saddam
New! - "indignation driven" - really, it did and you know it still does
New! - "i'm flying under the radar" - the song of literary stealth soon to be made famous by the woodie guthries the world over woody guthries who never die
New! - "Crimson Luminescent Frog" - Introducing Fairyland Ecology - The Ecology of Digital Surrealizm
New! - "Age of Creepiness" - "word!"
New! - "Trying" - the utter and absolute uselessness of being earnest
New! - "unfamiliar roads" - working out the crushing weight of reality i saw it dancing the blood and sweat soaked canvas that rings the basement of Lost Battalion Hall
New! - "not thinking much" - i can't begin to count the number of assholes who will never read this
New! - "Fastback Schwinn" - as time goes by, old stories from the past seem ever more piddling these Proustian farces free of nauseous pirouehtting obnoxious posturing and no presumptuous new york poetry scene
New! - "Bitch" - just a tale of unrequited lust
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