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down in downtown culturesville, he calls himself a cultured guy.
who he really is … he'll say is all about perception.
mister p. pedestrian, with throbbing clumps of lust for eyes!
he loudly claps at supermodels on the runway flouncing by.
"fabulous, direct from france!" insanely tight pink satin pants …
connoisseurs like buzzards circling. we can hear them say,
"what could be more satisfying than a swath of girly butt,
socketed and zippered into tight pink satin pants?
oh to be so bracketed by back door pomp and circumstance!
praise each perfect pert round bottom … squished in
tight pink satin pants!"
in the crusty rolly-poly playgrounds of his mind,
a fashion connoisseur singing praise of curvy lines.
© 1998-2007 KC wilder
Download the song, "Like Paul Gauguin" - paul gauguin in ze 21st century- he came back - stuck his head in a long island diner - the door shut real fast and his head was crushed - it fell off his body completely - he looked up and said something in French i couldn't understand i found oot later all he said was "what am i doing on long island?"
'tight pink satin pants' READER COMMENTSInteresting but I'd like to see more comments. -Megan Pardee, 2007-02-23 18:48:44
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