an aura of audacity dangles from his beak
at this typical fashionista let's now have a peek
unaware he's at the center of our little scene report
this absurd palooka sports rain forest green pajamas
loves his oversized bahamas
bad ideas are everywhere
catapulting through the air
quite substantial icky sticky mounds of dandruff in his hair
birkenstocks on both his feet
unfortunately falling somewhat short of studly sheens
this beaded shirt from niger
it does not well complement his blue and white hilfiger
obsessing over buttoned downs
pregnant giggles all around
gossip's buon acquisto he'll say this flies off the shelf downtown
ishka bibble satiny suede
such high fashion hand grenades are landing in the stores today
said by fashion captains at gq and parade
fresh remakes in camo are exploding in the hottest way
dressing up flesh weaponry in silk sateen or corduroy
anything to stimulate style gasmically masturbate
business owners stuck in meetings
bank accounts taking beatings
fashionistas of all stripes
overflowing with regret contemplating debts they're owing
slower now fashion forward
flattened wallets aren't sure
if in fact they can afford a tasteful touch of haute couture
slivvers of cilantro shucked on silver pillbox hat
outward strutting raspberry tart
nylon snapped in culinary art
buttoned up snippity strawberry snood
clock these full on fashion statements stuck on plates of frozen food
crossing swords with lagerfield
saint laurent and gucci
past the angry and insane murderer of gian versace
trotted out sometime this spring
hyped up controversial things
spanish revolution baby that was one hot war
sawed off heels on platform shoes
abraham lincoln brigade redo
shining spanish civil war mighty hip and haute couture
guernica is all the rage now
hotties decked in combat gear troop the runway floor
loudspeakers etch a sketch
the dulcet tones of james earl bones
with tipsy top designer guns jamming front and center stage
his cartoon pipings smoke them all
hasta la vista fashionista