even akhbar in his bomb belt, fire etched into his face
screaming, "death to infidels!" brandishing kalishnakov,
in that brazen moment before his butt gets ripped apart,
taut cheeks blow a stylin' stout … hippopotamus fart!
   astronaut in outer space keeps his eyes fixed on stars,
but rippling through his spacesuit, the smell of all his farts!
   jimbo, he's the gardener. bending down, one sees him go
in between cornstalks, belting out farts!
   the man from u.p.s. … though his mug appears intent
arranging stacks of packages, from that big brown truck
he lurches down its steps and farts!
   sometimes even goldfish fart. listen hard and you will hear
bulbous crabs … small crustaceans in a toxic tide pool … fart!
   vladimir putin and bob newhart, media symbols clench
their duffles but alas, they cannot muffle.
   even steven hawking shfarts, through a small electro gizmo
wired to his chair … as he's wheeled before a crowd,
his custom made metal box can be heard passing air!
   tumultuously heaving from a backdoor also,
flatulent bean-eating bono baps this forte … U-fart-2!
   every prig american blob eventually is going to boogie.
from each bottom loud bam-bams like heavy field artillery,
high explosives busting out one monumental … fa-a-a-art!









© 2006 - 2008 by KC wilder


  Download song "Like Paul Gauguin" - paul gauguin in ze 21st century- he came back - stuck his head in a long island diner - the door shut real fast and his head was crushed - it fell off his body completely - he looked up and said something in French i couldn't understand i found oot later all he said was "what am i doing on long island?"