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Welcome to the Tawdry Hepburn Show Booking and Contacts page!
Here you will find all the why's, how's and FAQ's related to booking Tawdry Hepburn.
Booking Tawdry Hepburn can make your event THE talk of the town. We are masters of promotion and telling a compelling story about our shows. Once on stage, we will entertain and amaze. Don't let the purveyors of the status quo convince you that what people want is to see some band rush through all the dated "classics" yet again. People want originality, musical versatility and variety. Young and old want a story laced with social commentary, witty observations and humor presented in an inspired performance. Give them what they never knew they wanted, give them Tawdry Hepburn.
Booking FAQ's
Will my crowd like Tawdry Hepburn?
Tawdry Hepburn plays a wide variety of popular music styles as well as performing mashups, skits, stories and dances. We are sure to entertain all but the morbidly jaded.
If the band is so unpredictable with its musical stylings, how do I know what to expect?
Tawdry Hepburn is predictable in many important ways. We are reliable and professional and can be counted on to promote your show, arrive on time, have a great sound and a professional yet fun demeanor. Our show is 30-90 minutes long depending on your schedule. Our line-up includes 2 Vocalists, Bass Guitar, and Electric Guitar, if preferred or required we can perform using acoustic instruments, and percussion can be added.
How much do you charge?
Quality is not cheap, but if you have a good venue, we can usually work something out to benefit all. Our fees can also vary depending on travel, length of show and other factors such as if we need to provide our own sound system or lighting. Please e-mail the band manager B.B. directly or call 415-567-9849 to discuss any booking opportunities.
Top 10 reasons to book Tawdry Hepburn:
10) Instantly enhances your street cred, gives you bragging rights you never knew you had.
9) Even though it's not a drag act, Tawdry Hepburn makes people smile
8) We are zen-parable-like; 100% guaranteed the skinniest and yet the fattest band in town.
7) Relentless promotion gives our Tawdry band members a reason to live.
6) Music that makes you think, makes you think.
5) The most exciting thing on your stage since pyrotechnics were disallowed by your insurance.
4) KC will record a personalized, original Happy Birthday song for your favorite person.
3) Be the envy of your friends.
2) You just might get to hear Freta Garbo do a full-on operatic version of Led Zeppelin's "Immigrant Song" ...
1) Few bands this good are ALSO as easy to work with, low-maintenance, and fun to have around!
Contact us! We would love to hear from you regarding booking, press, joining the mailing list, and/or to get site feedback.
Booking and Media Contact:
B.B. Mangler
devonian@flash.net
Booking Tawdry Hepburn can make your event THE talk of the town. We are masters of promotion and telling a compelling story about our shows. Once on stage, we will entertain and amaze. Don't let the purveyors of the status quo convince you that what people want is to see some band rush through all the dated "classics" yet again. People want originality, musical versatility and variety. Young and old want a story laced with social commentary, witty observations and humor presented in an inspired performance. Give them what they never knew they wanted, give them Tawdry Hepburn.
Booking FAQ's
Will my crowd like Tawdry Hepburn?
Tawdry Hepburn plays a wide variety of popular music styles as well as performing mashups, skits, stories and dances. We are sure to entertain all but the morbidly jaded.
If the band is so unpredictable with its musical stylings, how do I know what to expect?
Tawdry Hepburn is predictable in many important ways. We are reliable and professional and can be counted on to promote your show, arrive on time, have a great sound and a professional yet fun demeanor. Our show is 30-90 minutes long depending on your schedule. Our line-up includes 2 Vocalists, Bass Guitar, and Electric Guitar, if preferred or required we can perform using acoustic instruments, and percussion can be added.
How much do you charge?
Quality is not cheap, but if you have a good venue, we can usually work something out to benefit all. Our fees can also vary depending on travel, length of show and other factors such as if we need to provide our own sound system or lighting. Please e-mail the band manager B.B. directly or call 415-567-9849 to discuss any booking opportunities.
Top 10 reasons to book Tawdry Hepburn:
10) Instantly enhances your street cred, gives you bragging rights you never knew you had. 9) Even though it's not a drag act, Tawdry Hepburn makes people smile
8) We are zen-parable-like; 100% guaranteed the skinniest and yet the fattest band in town.
7) Relentless promotion gives our Tawdry band members a reason to live.
6) Music that makes you think, makes you think.
5) The most exciting thing on your stage since pyrotechnics were disallowed by your insurance.
4) KC will record a personalized, original Happy Birthday song for your favorite person.
3) Be the envy of your friends.
2) You just might get to hear Freta Garbo do a full-on operatic version of Led Zeppelin's "Immigrant Song" ...
1) Few bands this good are ALSO as easy to work with, low-maintenance, and fun to have around!
Contact us! We would love to hear from you regarding booking, press, joining the mailing list, and/or to get site feedback.
Booking and Media Contact:
B.B. Mangler
devonian@flash.net