a travesty of huge proportions
condescends 'my poems ingenius'
actually his talents dangle
something like a flaccid penis
with every fiber of his being
tied in self important knots
ostentatious scribbledee fop
bish bang boom bama loo bama lay
married to his monstrous ego
bound to screw himself i'd say
ostentatious scribbledee fop
i'd be first to compliment
a skillfully rendered piece he's done
but nowhere in this galaxy
is the slightest hint of one
my suggestion to break free
from the fingernail on blackboard tortures he calls poetry
invoke some grand assailant
a punitive divinity
pray for it to steamroll
and dispatch him expeditiously
it's unnerving he's alive
a tawdry lurid insult
like dick cheney with birdshot
ostentatious scribbledee fop