violet red-cheeked he-men
     in public situations
tortured by their unbecoming
     penis perspiration.

probably contagious,
     this new affliction that we've got,
keeping so-called FEMA experts
     all tied-up in knots!

it skates across the dengis,
     splashes on the shoe.
spreading even faster than an avionic flu,
     penis perspiration.

doctors, lawyers, indian chiefs
     with man-sized slime blobs
in their briefs.

painful sighs of resignation,
     ain't it hard to talk about?
penis perspiration.

flipped out big fish
     in a small pond,
start-up CEO.
     the slop that's in his underpants,
unwanted H20.

shown to his urologist,
      a startling revelation.
he hath never seen before
     penis perspiration.

tough guys hang their heads in shame
     muddled deep within their craws,
waterfalls a' consternation.
     penis perspiration.

even dave petraeus
      swaggering on an abrams tank,
in spite of mega macho grandeur
     and his lofty rank,

the piddle in his boots
     a pool
emanating from his tool,
     penis perspiration.

snarky propaganda lackeys
     bark at newsmen to conceal …
fudging facts on habitats,
     starving polar bears and seals

(the ozone hole's much larger now),
     the world's divesting its sun shields.

all screwed up by obfuscation
     by hush-hush bush administration turds
unleashing worldwide wittle
     penis perspiration.




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