down in downtown culturesville
     he dubs himself a cultured guy.
who he really is
     is really not up for discussion.

trapped inside a darkened room
     with throbbing clumps of lust 4 eyes
he stands and claps for supermodels
     on the runway flouncing by,

"fabulous, direct from france!"
     extolling tight pink satin pants.
unctuous male orangutan
     continuing to bray,

"what could be more satisfying
     than a swath of girly butt
socketed and zippered into
     tight pink satin pants?

oh, to be so bracketed
     by back door pomp and circumstance!
praise each perfect, pert round bottom
     squished in tight pink satin pants!"

from the burnished monkey bar'd
     playgrounds of his mind,
genuflecting primate
     singing praise of curvy lines.

KC Wilder's "WILDER BLUE YONDER" CD

Tracks now available from Amazon.com. If you like this website, you will like the tracks on this CD! Wilder collaborates with the Acme Rocket Quartet, mixing poetry and music; Hear free samples here.

"Outrageously delightful!" - Howard Zinn
"These lyrics are fun to listen to." - Allen Ginsberg
"Very entertaining, funny, and touching stuff." - Maximum Rock N Roll