#97: objects du'fart


  #25: ostentatious scribbeldee fop


 #40: indignation driven


 #85: flippant - behavior pattern pinball

akhbar in a suicide belt crosses burning on his face
screaming death to infidels while waving a kalishnakov
in that fateful moment before his soul is ripped apart
he emits in musty clouds a hippopotamus fart

while astronauts inside of spacesuits
gastronomically challenged fart
farm hands on their tractors
hardly ever muffle farts

typically the fedex man
a character who looks intent clasping electronic clipboard
see this cleancut clown in shorts
get down in his truck poom fart

sometimes even goldfish fart
snails and crabs fine crustaceans bilious bodies stuffed in shells
one surmises from the bubbling waters these things fart

vladimir putin and bob newhart
scientists have researched and recorded how they fart

even steven hawking farts
through a small electro gizmo wired to his chair
as he's wheeled before a crowd
this custom made metal box can be heard passing air

rapping up a most amazing and ingenious unique sound
flatulent saucy bean eating bono
speaks of a pungent U fart 2

every fat american is destined to substantially boogie
with a loud slam bam like heavy field artillery
launching high into the sky a monumental fart






© 2006 - 2008 by KC wilder


  Download song "Like Paul Gauguin" - paul gauguin in ze 21st century- he came back - stuck his head in a long island diner - the door shut real fast and his head was crushed - it fell off his body completely - he looked up and said something in French i couldn't understand i found oot later all he said was "what am i doing on long island?"