poopy in his bomb belt,
     akhbar, ape man & piranha
parts his ugly beard and shouts,
     "death to every infidel!"

holding hot kalishnakov
     in that fateful hour
before his bottom disappears,
     this loaded barrel uh monkeys lets go
one enormous fart!

astronauts in milky way
     fixing eyeballs on the stars
cannot help but mess
     their spacesuits full of
icky farts!

jim's the paunchy gardener.
      bending down, you see him go
in between garden hoes
     blasting corn fed farts!

u.p.s. man looks intent
     loading loads of packages,
straddled in his big brown truck
     a pack of moosey farts!

even little goldfish fart.
     listen and you'll surely hear
bulbous crabs, small crustaceans
     trapped in murky tide pools fart!

vladimir putin & bob newhart,
      media symbols clenching duffles
try alas but can not muffles.

even steven hawking shfarts
     from a weird electro gizmo wired to his chair …
once he's wheeled before a crowd
     this shiny custom metal box
can be heard passing air!

heaving big from backdoors
     also flatulent bean-eating bono
baps out forte, U-fart-2!

every prig american blob
      eventually will boogie,
clotted bottoms slamming out
     like heavy field artillery,

a motherload of stinky winky
     monumental fa-a-arts!



© 2006 - 2010 by KC wilder

KC Wilder's "WILDER BLUE YONDER" CD

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READER COMMENTS

Interesting but I'd like to see more comments.
-Megan Pardee, 2007-02-23 18:48:44

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